How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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