it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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