Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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