i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
