Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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