They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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