I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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