stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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