ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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