Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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