At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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