weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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