My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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