Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy http://tfl.nu/8k4u
  Replies (7) Good night (747) Bad night (1973)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee http://tfl.nu/xpqv
  Replies (16) Good night (3289) Bad night (681)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!! http://tfl.nu/wu20
  Replies (35) Good night (5126) Bad night (712)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk http://tfl.nu/d8b4
  Replies (75) Good night (9726) Bad night (816)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky http://tfl.nu/igrt
  Replies (26) Good night (4530) Bad night (2056)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor. http://tfl.nu/i4di
  Replies (15) Good night (1075) Bad night (3063)
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it. http://tfl.nu/bw0n
  Replies (11) Good night (4591) Bad night (1345)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me. http://tfl.nu/0ubs
  Replies (10) Good night (4035) Bad night (1174)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else http://tfl.nu/g0kz
  Replies (5) Good night (1651) Bad night (545)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here. http://tfl.nu/8u6g
  Replies (3) Good night (877) Bad night (603)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are. http://tfl.nu/sjk3
  Replies (5) Good night (1073) Bad night (448)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise http://tfl.nu/29uw
  Replies (8) Good night (1023) Bad night (517)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain http://tfl.nu/nmgo
  Replies (0) Good night (553) Bad night (336)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable. http://tfl.nu/w3qs
  Replies (2) Good night (467) Bad night (451)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear. http://tfl.nu/u47i
  Replies (3) Good night (475) Bad night (282)

Randomize