u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple