If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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