There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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