Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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