I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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