Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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