You're so nebulous sometimes
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
3pm strippers are depressing
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I forget how to act sober
Randomize