what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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