dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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