Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am one with the molecules
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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