glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
its not stalking. its research.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
