Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
