I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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