you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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