You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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