We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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