worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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