I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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