woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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