...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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