Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Randomize
