Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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