Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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