She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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