I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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