If i come over, it means nothing
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
His hands were made for my vagina.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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