You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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