what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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