Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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