I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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