i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize