Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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