OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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