dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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