Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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