I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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