ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
