i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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