For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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